The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks... especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning...before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise,' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs but, fortunately, my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so, when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she/he looks good, huh?'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
